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AZULA SAYS THE BEST SHIT

Azula:Do the tides command this ship?
Fire Nation Navy ship captain:I'm afraid I don't understand.
Azula:You said the tides would not allow us to bring the ship in. Do the tides command this ship?
Fire Navy ship captain:No, Princess.
Azula:And if I were to have you thrown overboard, would the tides think twice about smashing you against the rocky shore?
Fire Navy ship captain:No, Princess.
Azula:Well then, maybe you should worry less about the tides, who've already made up their mind about killing you, and worry more about me, who's still mulling it over.
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Azula:You mean you haven't guessed? You don't see the family resemblance? Here's a hint. [Covers left eye with her hand, imitating Zuko.] I must find the Avatar to restore my honor.
Aang:[Stares with blank face.]
Azula:It's okay. You can laugh. It's funny
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Long Feng:Now comes the part where I double-cross you. Dai Li, arrest the Fire Nation Princess. [The Dai Li do not respond. Long Feng turns to them, frowning, and points at Azula.] I said, arrest her. [Looks back and forth at the agents and loses his patience.] What is wrong with you?
Azula:It's because they haven't made up their minds. They're waiting to see how this is going to end.
Long Feng:What are you talking about?
Azula:I can see your whole history in your eyes. You were born with nothing. So you had to struggle and connive and claw your way to power. But true power...the divine right to rule...is something you're born with. The fact is, they don't know which one of us is going to be sitting on that thrown and which one is going to be bowing down. But I know. And you know. [Long Feng begins to sweat. His face is full of hesitation and uncertainty. Azula sits on the Earth King's throne and crosses her legs.] Well?
Long Feng:[Bows down to Azula.] You've beaten me at my own game.
Azula:Don't flatter yourself. You were never even a player.
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Azula:That's a sharp outfit, Chan. Careful, you could puncture the hull of an Empire-class Fire Nation battle ship, leaving thousands to drown at sea. Because ... it's so sharp.
Chan:Ummm ... Thaaanks.
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Chan:You're pretty.
Azula:Together you and I will be the strongest couple in the entire world! We will dominate the earth!
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[Zuko is standing before a huge portrait of Fire Lord Sozin.]
Azula:It's never too early for a sitting with the court painter, Zuko. [Sarcastically.] Make sure he gets your good side.
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Aang:Where is he?! Where's the Fire Lord?!
Azula:Hmm. You mean I'm not good enough for you? You're hurting my feelings.
Sokka:Stop wasting our time and give us the information! You're powerless, so you're in no position to refuse.
Toph:And stick to the truth. I'll be able to tell if you're lying.
Azula:Are you sure? I'm a pretty good liar. I am a 400 foot tall purple platypus-bear with pink horns and silver wings.
Toph:Okay, you're good, I admit it
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Azula:Trust is for fools! Fear is the only reliable way!even you fear me..
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Mai:I guess you don't know people as well as you think you do. You miscalculated. I love Zuko more than I fear you.
Azula:No! YOU miscalculated! You should have feared me more!
— 3 weeks ago with 3669 notes
#dat fabulous bitch 
tsukinome-project:

This is what happens if people read Kakashi’s book

tsukinome-project:

This is what happens if people read Kakashi’s book

— 3 weeks ago with 32 notes
amamangmang:

다중 오비토 역 하렘의 술!!!!

amamangmang:

다중 오비토 역 하렘의 술!!!!

— 3 weeks ago with 657 notes
Brother:"Did you fall asleep while studying?"
Me:"No"
Brother:"You have sheet marks on your face"
Me:"No, I'm Obito Uchiha"
— 3 weeks ago with 107 notes